Random Questions

When I edit my Blogger profile, I notice there is a section where you can submit your answer for a random question. I must be really bored, that's why I press the Save Your Profile button and tick the box of Give Me a New Question many times to see what are the questions available, below are all the questions that I've collected when I am tired of getting new questions:

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?

You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?

Chicken monkey shoes?

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?

If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

What kind of tape is best for creating a sculpture?

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?

Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?

You laughed so hard you can't catch your breath. Stick out your tongue and show us what's funny:

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Paper or briefs?

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?

You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?

What was the stage name of your favorite actress before she was born?

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

This is a colon : and this is a semi-colon ; - what's a semi-truck?

Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?

The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?

Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.

Which is more important to you and why: flexibility or expandability?

How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?

Try writing your name with your other hand. Where was that person raised?

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?